The Life of a Weirdo

• The original post only has US helplines. I've added UK helplines underneath. It would be great if people could add numbers from everywhere in the world.
• Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
• Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
• LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
• Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
• Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
• Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
• Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
• Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
• Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
• Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
• Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453
• UK Helplines:
• Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org
• Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111
• Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk
• Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk
• b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk
• b-eat youthline (for under 25's with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)
• Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk
• Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600
• Drinkline: 0800 9178282
• Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk
• Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight

twigwise:

asuka-sohryu:

next time you’re feeling like shit

remember the sloths

they don’t do anything ever

and they haven’t gone extinct

you can afford to take a nap

This

Is literally the most uplifting and comforting thing I’ve read all day

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afrogay:

worldfamousprofessor:

look down your shirt and spell attic

a titty i see

just one

i only see one

where did my other boob go 

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lovelydestiel:

Things that say a lot about people:

• the way which they treat the waiter/waitress
• how they feel about the weather
• whether they dog ear pages or highlight in books 
• fingernails 
• and hands in general
• their preferred creative outlet
• how much they dread/enjoy talking on the phone
• whether or not they drink coffee
• if they ever forget to eat
• how honest they are with themselves (and others)
• if they correct your grammar
• how they treat their parents 

• if their eyes turn black when you say cristo

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the-enochian-starchild-earendil:

fuckingmultiverse:

letsgivethesekidsashow:

honeychildplease:

I’m quite pleased with this.

Rapping this out loud in my empty classroom like swag.

WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WADDUP I AM A BIG SCOT

I’M SO PUMPED ABOUT SOME VISION THAT THE WITCHES GOT

I WILL BE THANE, SO SAYS THE PROPHECY

THAT PEOPLE LIKE “DAMN, MACBETH DESERVES GLORY”

I reblogged this so fast guys

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REWATCHING COMMUNITY BECAUSE WHY NOT, RIGHT?
S01E04: Social Psychology

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ask-thesmallestwolf-howleen:

dneaves:

bloody-nips:

is that Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?

I think that is Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, eating a Dimmsdale Dimmacone

Well I’ll be Dimmadamned. 

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icameas-roman:

cisforcupcakes:

chasibunny:

Shhhhhhhhhhhh, let me love youu

Hahahah omg

OMFG. HOLY SHITA;LKSJDF

I feel like that would be me tho….

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